"Be nice to Nerds. Chance are you'll end up working for one." Unknown
"CHEER UP! 10 Years from now you won't even think about it!" Unknown
"If you want an ARGUMENT, pick a better subject." Unknown
"Act as if you were already happy and that will tend to make you happy." - Dale Carnegie
"If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy." - Unknown
"If your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep will be your down fall." Unknown
"Sometimes people forget how much they don't know." - Van Orden
"The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in." - Lord Chesterfield
Paradise... wish we were here! - General
"It's easier to get forgiveness than permission." - Unknown
When you're short handed, give me a call! - Sentiment
"Live well, Love much, Laugh often." - Unknown
You're Invited to a Party! Baby Crib - 2AM - Join Us! - Funny Invitation
"Some people are so broke they can't even pay attention." - Unknown
