"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!" Mae West

"Keep Laughing! As long as youÕre laughing, you still have hope." Moe Howard - The Three Stooges

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." Mark Twain

"Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid." John Wayne

"You want it when?" Unknown

"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance." Unknown

"Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live." Unknown

"Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else." Unknown

"Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and before you realize what's wrong with it." Unknown

"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot, hang on and swing!" Leo Buscaglia

"In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these." Paul Harvey

"The best way to save face is to keep the lower part SHUT." Nathan J. Matteson

"What you see is what you get!" Flip Wilson

"Prices are subject to change according to our customer's attitude." Unknown

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon: hence the constant popularity of dogs."  Aldous Huxley